害我高興一下。betterworldbooks - 生態環境討論

我在二手書網站買了一本書

接著就收到一封信 我大概每一段只看幾個關鍵字 所以漏看很多字

Hello gya,

(Your book(s) asked to write you a personal note - it seemed unusual, but who are we to say no?)

Holy canasta! It's me... it's me! I can't believe it is actually me! You could have picked any of over 2 million books but you picked me! I've got to get packed! How is the weather where you live? Will I need a dust jacket? I can't believe I'm leaving Mishawaka, Indiana already - the friendly people, the Hummer plant, the Linebacker Lounge - so many memories. I don't have much time to say goodbye to everyone, but it's time to see the world!

I can't wait to meet you! You sound like such a well read person. Although, I have to say, it sure has taken you a while! I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but how would you like to spend five months sandwiched between Jane Eyre (drama queen) and Fundamentals of Thermodynamics (pyromaniac)? At least Jane was an upgrade from that stupid book on brewing beer. How many times did the ol' brewmaster have one too many and topple off our shelf at 2am?

I know the trip to meet you will be long and fraught with peril, but after the close calls I've had, I'm ready for anything (besides, some of my best friends are suspense novels). Just five months ago, I thought I was a goner. My owner was moving and couldn't take me with her. I was sure I was landfill bait until I ended up in a Better World Books book drive bin. Thanks to your socially conscious book shopping, I've found a new home. Even better, your book buying dollars are helping kids read from Brazil
to Botswana.





於是我就跟我朋友說:

gya說 (下午 10:34):
太誇張了
我在網路書店
betterworldbooks
跟一個外國人買了一本書
他很興奮的說
怎麼會挑中他
Kid 說 (下午 10:35):
= =
gya說 (下午 10:35):
說我怎麼會買他的書
這外國人有點語無倫次


還以為我交到書友咧



後來仔細看才知道我被耍了XD
沒事寫那麼擬人化幹嘛啦
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